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generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

These are actually really good!

1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?

googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger, via heauxbagg)

bipolar-spears:

the how fucked are you scale

chillin-and-illin:

moirallegianceismagic:

ive been waiting my whole life for this gifset

My spirit animal.

(Source: jgls, via i-said-no-no-no)

loveisfluid:

Uh, I’m fabulous, okay? I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half, and I’ve got a killer rack.” - Karen Walker

(Source: stuckatacrossrhodes, via alienqueenn)

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head-in-the-clouds-xo:

lololol
allhailnickiminaj:

on my way to steal yo man
indebtandbored:

harrytomlomsom:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

i figured how to switch it and then made it match my breathing ive never felt so powerful

i concentrated really hard and I made it transparent.

freakinbuttercupserket:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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barbies-not-even-perfect:

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

oghianoos:

thewhoviancumberbabe:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

IM CRYING THIS IS THE BEST THING

I WAAAAAAAAANT

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